On second thought, lets not go there for it is a silly place

[joflasher]

I have found the Holy Grail of women's clothing.

That's right, people, I have found Jeans That Fit!

Everyone stare in wonder and amazement.

Much like the Art Gods, though, the Clothing Gods have a nasty sense of humor. I found these mythical jeans on a sales rack. There was only one pair in my size and none of the other styles by the same brand fit as well, although some were close. I guess you can't really expect the impossible even from Gods anymore.

Still, one must give thanks when miracles occur.

Comments

[red-haired-girl.livejournal.com]

You are...unto a God(ess) to me!

[starherd.livejournal.com]

Wooo! Congratulations! :-D

I am hoping, fool that I am, to get to baking very soon.
Would you like some pumpkin chocolate chip cookies or pizzelles?
(Got a pizzelle maker, gonna give 'em a try for the first time!)

...That's not a very good question to follow up a "jeans that fit" post, is it...

[jenelycam.livejournal.com]

That's a miracle. I can never find jeans that are small enough for my waist, yet big enough for my ass. :P

[flasher.livejournal.com]

Pizzelles. I make my own pumpkin cookies now and we don't own a pizzelle maker. Any chance I could get the recipes for the lembus fennel cookies and the little dark spice ball cookies? They were muchly loved.

[flasher.livejournal.com]

Yep, that's my problem too. Size 10 rump, size 6-4 waist, size 8-6 chest. Jeans are horrible and dresses are downright impossible.

[dgr.livejournal.com]

i've found that i can usually get pants if i figure out what style i want, then go online and order them in the proper size. most clothing stores don't carry clothes that fit me, but manufacturers often make them, so i can get them direct.

[flasher.livejournal.com]

Yes but boy clothes aren't fucking retarded. Waist, inseam and cut and you're good.

Girl clothes can't agree on a standard measurement for anything. Heck, even an individual brand can't agree within itself. I have both size 8s and size 12s in the same damn brand. Shopping for girl jeans is only slightly less annoying than trying to squish fire ants.