the I want and gimme's

Once upon a time, I made a deal with the Boy. I would learn to snowboard if he would learn to ride horses. He's held up his end of the bargain and can now stay on through most shit Joe throws his way. I've gone snowboarding twice. I do really want to learn. Anything that painful must be fun, right? But there are some barriers in my way.

( boards that work and other useful equipment )