pumpkin stealing bastages

[joflasher]

Someone stole the Boy's jackolantern yesterday. WTF?!?! I could see it if it had been sitting out on the sidewalk being all "take me take me" but it wasn't. It was being properly decorous, minding its own business up on our PORCH, no pumpkin harlotry to be seen. Some thief had to walk up our sidewalk, climb up our step and sneak off with a 30+ lb pumpkin. They didn't even take the big ass vanilla candle out first. That candle was a gift, dammit! And to add insult to injury, they left MY jackolantern behind even though it had a much nicer cinnamon candle in it. The nerve!