pumpkin stealing bastages

[joflasher]

Someone stole the Boy's jackolantern yesterday. WTF?!?! I could see it if it had been sitting out on the sidewalk being all "take me take me" but it wasn't. It was being properly decorous, minding its own business up on our PORCH, no pumpkin harlotry to be seen. Some thief had to walk up our sidewalk, climb up our step and sneak off with a 30+ lb pumpkin. They didn't even take the big ass vanilla candle out first. That candle was a gift, dammit! And to add insult to injury, they left MY jackolantern behind even though it had a much nicer cinnamon candle in it. The nerve!

Comments

[talldean.livejournal.com]

As a kid, someone stole my pumpkin the day before Halloween. I never quite figured out *how* they did it; the pumpkin (uncut) was well over 100 lbs...

[tg2k.livejournal.com]

Was his pumpkin better carved, or bigger? Do you have pictures to commemorate? Reminds me, I should put up pictures of ours, including "Cade's First Pumpkin". (It says that on the back. Really.)

[flasher.livejournal.com]

nah, we both had HUGE pumpkins this year. Mine was just the big nasty pointy teeth type of jackolantern. His had a suprised expression and a spray of bullet holes going a cross it, complete with carved out drips. He used a power drill to do the holes. So, yeah, his was carved better if you like that sort of thing.

[starherd.livejournal.com]

I can see how that would be more attractive to the type of hooligan that would consider snitching pumpkins... *hopes for pictures*

[kestrelmas.livejournal.com]

Sons of bitches... >_< Someone stole pumpkins from around the neighborhood, and had thrown them into the street in front of my house. Gail and I took that as a warning, and didn't carve our pumpkins out there (we had three sitting on the front stoop). I hate people.