exploding emergency backup potatoe
May. 30th, 2004 07:58 pmThe Boy made dinner tonight
dinner involved fire, combustables, raw meat
and potatoes
one potatoe for the Boy
one potatoe for me
and the emergency backup potatoe
the emergency backup potatoe was to stand ready
to replace either of the other two should
something untoward happen...fire, combustables, dirt
but the emergency backup potatoe had other plans
yes, yes it did
the emergency backup potatoe wanted glory and fame
all for itself
now I have emergency backup potatoe sprayed all through
my kitchen, on the floor, up the cupboards
because, unbeknownst to me, the emergency backup potatoe
was really an exploding emergency backup potatoe
beware the exploding emergency backup potatoes
dinner involved fire, combustables, raw meat
and potatoes
one potatoe for the Boy
one potatoe for me
and the emergency backup potatoe
the emergency backup potatoe was to stand ready
to replace either of the other two should
something untoward happen...fire, combustables, dirt
but the emergency backup potatoe had other plans
yes, yes it did
the emergency backup potatoe wanted glory and fame
all for itself
now I have emergency backup potatoe sprayed all through
my kitchen, on the floor, up the cupboards
because, unbeknownst to me, the emergency backup potatoe
was really an exploding emergency backup potatoe
beware the exploding emergency backup potatoes
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Date: 2004-05-30 05:42 pm (UTC)good rules to live by.
It's "potato" not "potatoe"
Date: 2004-05-30 09:47 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-05-31 06:24 am (UTC)But all hail Exploding Dog
It's not what you think..very funny, touching cartoons based on reader's suggestions.
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Date: 2004-05-31 06:42 am (UTC)Re: It's "potato" not "potatoe"
Date: 2004-05-31 12:02 pm (UTC)Re: It's "potato" not "potatoe"
Date: 2004-05-31 02:56 pm (UTC)(Now Husband Dear just has to go pick the nit, and the cycle is complete)