exploding emergency backup potatoe

[joflasher]

The Boy made dinner tonight
dinner involved fire, combustables, raw meat
and potatoes

one potatoe for the Boy
one potatoe for me
and the emergency backup potatoe

the emergency backup potatoe was to stand ready
to replace either of the other two should
something untoward happen...fire, combustables, dirt

but the emergency backup potatoe had other plans
yes, yes it did
the emergency backup potatoe wanted glory and fame
all for itself

now I have emergency backup potatoe sprayed all through
my kitchen, on the floor, up the cupboards
because, unbeknownst to me, the emergency backup potatoe
was really an exploding emergency backup potatoe

beware the exploding emergency backup potatoes

Comments

[plymouth.livejournal.com]

beware the exploding emergency backup potatoes

good rules to live by.

It's "potato" not "potatoe"

[tg2k.livejournal.com]

So how did it get cooked to explode? Obviously not in the microwave or it would have exploded there...did you leave it on the stove or in an uncovered pot too long or something?

[red-haired-girl.livejournal.com]

beware the exploding emergency backup potatoes

But all hail Exploding Dog

It's not what you think..very funny, touching cartoons based on reader's suggestions.

[eustaciavye.livejournal.com]

maybe it just really wanted to be mashed?

Re: It's "potato" not "potatoe"

[flasher.livejournal.com]

nit was grilled for awhile

Re: It's "potato" not "potatoe"

[starherd.livejournal.com]

I don't know if the "nit" was intentional or a mistype, but it's gawd-awful funny from this end :-D
(Now Husband Dear just has to go pick the nit, and the cycle is complete)