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Boy - My girlfriend is a watercolor artist. How will it affect our premiums if she lists a spare room in the house as her studio on her business taxes?

Insurance Dude - That depends. Where does she plan to keep the solvents?

Boy - Excuse me?

Insurance Dude - The solvents ... you know, the chemicals she uses to paint with. They are very unsafe.

Boy - She's a watercolor artist. The solvent is water and she normally keeps it in the kitchen sink.

Date: 2004-06-08 05:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] snarx.livejournal.com
Oh that's made me chuckle :-) They'll say anything to be able to charge you more ;-)

Date: 2004-06-08 11:20 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kasra-c.livejournal.com
You're fucking kidding me. If I didn't believe in the power of human stupidity, I'd think he was trying to fleece you for more money.

Date: 2004-06-08 01:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] starherd.livejournal.com
...I can see being so unfamiliar with watercolors as to think it a valid question, but... not when you're working in insurance. They have to know the background to the questions they ask if they expect to get an answer they understand :-P

Still more people to go onto the "beat with rolled-up newspaper" list. :-D

Date: 2004-06-08 03:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pancua.livejournal.com
*falls over laughing*

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