joflasher | fun location meme (Reply)

Bold - true for me

You walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside.
You often go down to the "crick".
You have to "red up", before company comes over.
You've ever gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush".
You know that Ahia is a river, a boulevard, and a state.
You've ever "warshed" or "wershed" the laundry.
You know where Beer Falls is. (Beaver Falls)
Mr. Webster is wrong. You know full well that "ain't" is correct English.
You know you can't drive too fast on back roads,cause-udda-deer.
"Gumbands"... need I say more?
You've ever drank an "Arn" .
You've ever told someone to "quit jaggin around". - Don't think I've ever even heard of that one
You know that Clinton, Monaca, and Beaver, are actually names of towns.
You've called someone a 'jaggoff'.
"Hey younz guyz" is your standard greeting, and its politically correct for all sexes.
- insert yinz depending on location
You know the three rivers by name and can pronounce them correctly but refer to them as... da Mon, da Al,and da O. - know them but never shorted them
You hate Cleveland, although you've never been there. - been there, it wasn't that bad
You know where KerNEGgy is, and you like his museum
You drink "pop", eat "hoagies", pierogies, and gyros(jy-rows).
You drink melk.
You know what a still mill is.
You cheer for the Stillers. - Never have, never will
You expect temps in the winter to be record breaking cold and temps in the summer to be record breaking hot.
You go 'food shoppin' at 'Jine Iggle'. - not anymore
You don't have a spring break in high school.
The first day of Buck season and the first day of Doe season are school holidays.
You believe that "Ize" is the abbreviaton for "I was.
You know what is meant by "The Point".
One of the highlights of your life was a field trip to Penn's cave and Horseshoe curve. - Been to both but never on a field trip
You know the time and location of every "wing night" in a 20 mile radius
You don't think people from Philly or Pittsburgh talk funny.
You consider an exotic vacation a trip to the Jersey shore. - God, no
You are over 35 yrs. old, have never been outside of Pennsylvania and don't see any need to leave.
You own only three spices "salt, pepper and Heinz ketchup".
You design your children's Halloween costumes to fit over a snow suit. - no kids but Mom used to do this for us
Driving is always better in winter because the potholes are filled with snow. - still holds true here in Boston
You find 20 degrees just a little chilly.
You can recite the four seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and construction.
Words like "hoagie", "sub", "chipped ham", and "pop" actually mean something to you.
You can use the phrase "fire hall wedding reception" and not even bat an eye.
You think very little of an Amish buggy on the road.
You constantly refer to Pennsylvania as "PA" (pronounced Pee-ay).
You can go 2 weeks in winter without sunshine and think this is normal.
You know that Intercourse, Climax, Bird-in-Hand, Virginville, Paradise, Mars, and Slippery Rock are PA towns. - Didn't know two of those
There is no such thing as a "Philly Cheesesteak". Its just called a Cheesesteak since everybody knows where they come from.